When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”
I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.
off to read some Harry Potter fanfiction!
i am done reading Harry Potter fanfiction
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry